|Guitars, white picket fences, and purple teddy bears.|
I like to think of The Incident as a commentary on consumerism and how the weight of having stuff will kill you in the end. It's the opposite of the amazing Katamari Damacy where you're obsessively collecting things, which is not what I'm trying to do.
I do love the game rules though. Avoid the stuff and live. And get on with your life!