If you haven't participated in White Elephant, the way it works is that everyone contributes a gift (ours were under $20) and draws numbers. Number one gets to pick any gift and opens it, and number two can either pick a new gift or steal number one's. The last person can choose from everything. What usually happens is at the end people barter for what they really want and everyone goes home fulfilled.
I was getting nervous because not only had I draw the last number but my gift wasn't getting picked. Maybe it was the ugly 80's gold and red striped wrapping paper or the lumpy masking tape trim. I started having flashbacks to elementary school where my gifts, wrapped in the same ugly paper, were always the last to get chosen. I worried that I'd have to go home with my own gift because I was a shitty gift wrapper and that no one would want my grab bag from the Infinite Garage! My god, I was suppose to unload!
Towards the end I was relieved that my cousin Argus picked my gift-- two Chinese scrolls, wooden fish with faux jade, and two bamboo hangers with Chinese writing. There was no better family for my gift for Argus' family is the most Chinese-y of our clan. Their mom is a staunch Chinese cultural nationalist and their dad is a direct descendent of "the father of modern China" Dr. Sun Yet-Sun. They celebrate the lunar holidays, practice calligraphy, hate the Japanese, and speak real Mandarin and not Chinglish like the rest of us, who can barely order beef noodle soup in a restaurant.
Here are the Suns with my goods.
Below, rest of us holding our loot. I'm jealous of Patty for getting the wine opener but was happy to get the exotic raspberry wine from Michigan. Someone even got a baby for Christmas!
I wished I could participate in a White Elephant every month. Infinite White Elephant! After all, I have enough goods for it. I could get cool stuff in exchange for my weird, old stuff. That's my dream, but I know I'd probably just get more fruit-shaped coasters or colored paperclips.
I was thinking next year I should host our family White Elephant at my house. Except my family won't have to come with gifts, they could just pick something out of my garage. It would be very recessionista or Chinese frugal, with or without the recession. Of course, this is just part of my ploy to get people to help me unload stuff.