And Don't Forget To Floss

My dad had terrible teeth and now so do I. They're not Britain's Worst Teeth bad but I have a mouth full of metal and a gold crown. The Taiwanese dentist in Alhambra assured me that gold was more flexible than porcelain but I was concerned that I'd look like God of the Gamblers. Later on I was able to wow friends with it because what suburban valley girl has gold teeth? None.

My mom knew I had bad teeth but that's probably not why she collected toothbrushes. 

Check out the Princess Leia toothbrush! 


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